More Hillary humor

[ktoneal at cox.net]

> Hillary and Bill Clinton and Al Gore die in a car accident and
> suddenly find themselves in heaven.
> 
> God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
> 
> Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your
> will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
> 
> God thinks for a second and says, "OK, very good. Come and sit at
> my left."
> 
> God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
> 
> Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've
> never held a grudge against my fellow man, I hope no
> grudges are held against me."
> 
> God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come
> and sit at my right."
> 
> God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
> 
> Hillary says, "I believe you're in my chair."